Thong protestors

Thong protestors
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

This group of people is protesting a new fabric made with some voodoo magic shit by Eddie Bauer.

If they feel getting naked helps their cause ... more power to 'em.

But I protest their nasty-ass balls hangin' out, swaying in the breeze.

Plus, why is it that protesters always smell like patchouli and kim chee?

Tom with his new girlfriends

Tom with Katie balls
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

Katie Holmes has a twin sister.

The three of them make a nice menage a trois, eh?

Boy, do those girls love to hang out!

Anti Monkey Butt

Anti Monkey Butt
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

Summer's here.

And you know what that means ... MONKEY BUTT!!!

Monkey butt is the malodorous condition that occurs when you sweat clean through your drawers while sitting in your momma's basement looking at Internet porn.

Your ass gets all funky and chapped and people start asking you if your work in a morgue.

Praise to all things sweaty and stanky for the Van Patton's invented Anti Monkey Butt.

Now we can ALL go back to wearing underwear and avoid the dreaded "oops, my giant balls were hanging out my Sunday best" scenario.

Kinsey and galls

Kinsey and galls
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

A man who dedicated his career to shattering sexual taboos is really above the level of being balled by us ...

But Margarita found this picture of him with a pile of galls and well, ... it was just too tempting to pass us. Our juvenile tendencies are what fuels this blog.

So here is Kinsey, the man who revolutionized the discourse on intercourse, complete with galls and balls.

Store Wars

Store Wars
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

Just because it's politically correct doesn't mean we can't ball it.



Store Wars

One of thse spoof movies that's intended to spark your conscious into doing the right thing ... well, the title of this blog is: Not Acting Right.

So, the Store Wars guys got balled. Except for the C3 Peanuts guy ... he's already all nuts!

Can't say he ain't good with balls!

Tiger balls
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

Um, yo, Tiger, my man,

Don't you feel the breeze or are you just used to your balls flying thorugh the air?

Nut Mints

Nut Mints
Originally uploaded by Not Acting Right.

Do you find that your nuts get stale and musty? Do you wish you had a way to make your balls fresh and tasty?

Introducing, from the makers of Chipotle Urinal Cakes, NUT MINTS.

Freshen up your nether regions with the Swedish Chef's patented Nut Mints.

Your balls (and your weekly hooker) will thank you it.

Now with more sweaty flavor!